
Merry Crimbus from my ugly onesie to yours 😬🎄

The heat is broken in our apartment, so of course I stole Enzo’s body heat. I don’t think he minds.

My inner emo kid was fangirling last night #hisinfernalmajesty

My ferocious beast of a dog curled up on my pillows and did this. 😩❤️ #dontbullymybreed #pitbullsofinstagram #enzobanenzo

Life is hard. #pitbullsofinstagram #enzobanenzo #dontbullymybreed #dogsofinstagram

Doodling on my leg because why not
do kids these days know about grace kelly by mika
WHAT. IS. THIS. SORCERY.
My pet peeve in writing is the bilingual character who just sprinkle in words from a different language for no other reason than the author wants to remind you they’re bilingual
whatever do vous mean
tú come into mi casa on this the day of my hija’s boda


